Lyrics for “Je Suis Une Pizza”

I did not write this song.  This is an all-time classic, with several music-video versions on YouTube.  I searched the Net for lyrics and finally found them listed, but without translation.  I put everything together for you on one page.  The music video is easy to find.  If you type in “Je Suis Une Pizza Song” on the YouTube search bar, it will probably come up as the first option.
Lyric page (and link to music) for song “Je Suis Une Pizza”